Criminal mischief at 4000 Dave Ward Drive, Jump Zone.
Conway police made contact with a woman who said she heard what sounded like rocks hitting her windshield when she passed another car in the parking lot of Walmart.
The woman told police she immediately noticed her windshield was cracked, and she followed the vehicle to Jump Zone.
The Conway Police Department incident report states the woman approached the car when it stopped at Jump Zone and asked occupants if they threw rocks at her window.
One of the passengers, an 18-year-old male, told the woman and police he threw Mike and Ike candy out of the window as they passed the woman's car.
The subject told police he was "stupid" and wished to apologize and pay for the windshield.
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This is a rare happy ending.
Anyway, so, Mike & Ike candy, obviously gayer than a new spring frock. All, like, exploding with gayness, jumping out of people's hands and attacking the fruits of hard earned labor, like a parade.
A parade, a prideful parade of gay candy, raining down. It's raining candy.
Somebody should do a song.
Anyway, the gay candy jumps out of the kid's hand, attack's the lady's car, pretty much almost blows the windshield out of the heap, and this kid is stuck with the bill.
Bill, like a duck, a duck bill, like the haircut, a duck bill haircut, one of those kicky flipped-up-in-the-back things, popular with gay people.
Gay people who like candy.
So there you have it: Gay candy is leading Conway children to a life of crime and poor grooming decisions, as well as hazardous driving conditions.
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Every Forum Poster In The History of Ever
That's not funny!
Mike and Ike Candy were my brothers!!!
Choosing gay candy while gay
Is what is wrong with Merica.
You know what they say
It's raining Zen
Hmm
I like Ike. Mike, not so much.
If This Article reaches NYC
..If NYC Dictator..errr I mean mayor Mike Bloomberg reads this article, you can bet, he will Ban Hard Candies of every kind in NYC.
gay?
where did all this gay stuff come from? I read and re-read the article a couple of times.
Dude, seriously
Mike? Ike? Same box? Been living together for years?
Ever see the inside of a Mike & Ike box? It's very neat, know what I'm saying? Whenever they're outside, Mike, Ike, always well dressed, but colorful, right?
I mean what, I got to paint you a picture?
@sheniqua
I would presume its another indirect attack where you have already lost one, i.e. http://thecabin.net/interact/blog-post/reader/2013-03-15/freedom-and-rel...
@Sheniqua
Large amounts of tounge in cheek sarcasm parody not ready for primetime players oh look there's a rabbitt wink wink nudge nudge were included indicated by the last line.
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