Suspicious person, TJ Maxx, 655 Elsinger Blvd.
A woman called an officer to report that she had been approached by a man who told her that he loved her feet and wanted to suck on her toes. The woman stated that she had been at the business over the weekend when she noticed a man staring at her. He later approached her and told her he had a foot fetish and “her toes were so long and succulent that he wanted to suck on them.” The woman got a call and walked away from the man to answer the phone. When she was done with her call, she noticed the man walking around the store looking for her. The woman described the suspect as a white male in his late forties or early fifties with salt and pepper hair and a “pot belly”. The woman also stated that the man was between 5 feet 10 inches and 6 feet 2 inches tall with “really messed up toes.” The investigation is ongoing.
Comments (14)
Add commentThis Guy
Better stop or he's going to end up with a really bad case of athlete's tongue.
TOEdally Committed
Are you sure he doesn't have toe envy because he has “really messed up toes.”
He need to start TOEing the line and walking the straight and narrow before something bad happens.
Security cameras at TJ Maxx?
Can the police obtain some security camera footage of this dude to help identify him? They could get the footage, give it to The LCD, and then some video stills could be posted to help with the identification.
TJ Maxx
TJ Maxx = Toe Jam Maxx?
New Suck Event
Maybe the city should consider this as a new event during Toad Suck Daze. The suck on a toe contest could be going on right next to the stuck on a truck event.
Ugg weather...
...is coming. Thank goodness.
I'll second that
I'll second that
This just in
CPD has their best officer on it and they about have it licked
Ugly toes
I guess haven't been approached by this guy, then you might have ugly feet. He's just like pretty feet ladies. Let the guy suck a little toe. A harmless crime . . . :o)
new
If he asked me I would laugh so hard ....I'm sorry but it's just too funny! !