Posted March 18, 2014 11:56 am - Updated March 18, 2014 11:57 am

How to keep a Spring Break secret

Spring break - she ain't what she used to be.

You can't just go chasing boys in Ft. Lauderdale, Pensacola, Ft. Walton, Panama City Beach anymore -that's old school- now it's puking on the white sands of Cancun, Miami, Jersey Shore, Vegas and whereever MTV has its cameras set up. I don't know why SBers chase the 'Mrytle Manor' and 'Party Down South' TV shows because most 19-year olds will be snapchatting it all over the beach and you know some of those photos will end up where they don't belong.

Here's you chance, parental units, to have that talk with your sons and daughters and friends of your sons or daughters.

There are only two ways to keep what you're doing secret: 1. Don't do it and 2. Refer to #1. Nothing is safe or secret in the internet age. But hey, that goes both ways. It's not just the bad stuff that can go viral. Do something good. Be the person you want to be and make us proud. Heck, make yourself proud because that video of you being a good samaritan will live forever on the internet.