What's with the sleeves?
Tell me it's more than a fashion statement.
Does it improve performance? Is it about circulation flow? Do you keep secret plays or notes or tissues or cheat sheets tucked in them?
How about the tattoo sleeves? Basically cut off the foot of a pair of thigh-highs and you've got a sleeve to decorate. Weekend craft project! OMW to Hobby Lobby with my 40% off coupon now. BRB.