Cue AC/DC's "Who Made Who" and turn it up to 11.
Bring on the diesel truck with the scary green goblin face on the grill.
My coffee pot started itself this morning and I don't know what to do about it. With the entire Stephen King Maximum Overdrive movie playing in my head (along with Short Circuit, Gremlins, Terminator, War Games and every other 80s movie where humans aren't the alpha characters) I have the urge to shatter it into a million pieces with a sledgehammer.
But I don't own a sledgehammer and my coffee pot is a nice stainless steel appliance that took me a minute to find. Plus, it's never given me reason to question its loyalty. Until today.
Here's the other thought. Maybe I started it. Maybe I've figured out a new mind control technique; thinking about coffee = coffee pot begins to brew.
What to do?
I'm thinking load the filter and coffee grounds before I go to bed tonight and see what happens.