We offer this little news item without editorial comment.
We had the Republican National Convention last week, we have the Democratic National Convention this week, and out of the Little Rock Police Department, we have this incident report.
A Little Rock state senator was assaulted by a stuffed alligator in the hands of his girlfriend. The fellow suffered some cuts and bruises.
He did not comment that he was up to his butt in alligators. But the woman has been charged with third degree domestic battery.
Comments (7)
Add commentThat gives me an idea!!
Maybe we should start choosing our President, Senators, Reps, Governor, etc. with aligator wrestling competitions.
Afterall, we couldn't do any worse than we have through the election process, and it would be much more entertaining than listening to the long-winded lies we suffer through now.
hmmm
Was it a Florida Gator?
Speaking of Florida Gators
This was in my Home-town online paper this week.
http://www.cljnews.com/20120824gator-tips-boats-and-takes-hunters-for-a-...
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Whoa
pssh...
Harpoon... We farmers here in Arkansas just beat our animals over the heads with baseball bats! Try that with you pansy little gator!
well
Between toe-suckers and motorcycle-wrecking coaches and alligator-wielders, I'm still (sorta) proud to be an Arkansan.
Sorta.
I guess she didn't let her
I guess she didn't let her alligator mouth overload her Hummingbird Hutchinson Heiny!
The fellow?
You can't name him? Here is a hint. He's a "family values" man.
heck ya
We knew he was a (R)
(R) think they are more moral than (D).
(D) think they are more honest than (R).
Neither one is correct.