I'm going to early vote

I'm going to do this in the primaries.

I'm going to tell them I'm the opposite of the party I generally adhere toward. 

I will then vote in that opposite party's primary, and vote for every lame-brain way out there nut case on the ballot. Then, when the primaries are over, the party will see the popularity of these fringe actors and work a party platform closer to the fringe in order to be assured my support (my money). (I am not alone in doing this.) 

The party, being pro-nutcase, will loose the election. 

My evil plan succeeds. 


*Mister Burns fingers*

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lachowsj 05/09/14 - 06:43 am
Too bad

Too bad Ted Cruz is not on the ballot. He has done the most to perpetuate the lame-brain reputation of his party. If we could just get him nominated for president we would be home free.

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