Posted May 8, 2014 08:36 am

I'm going to early vote

I'm going to do this in the primaries.

I'm going to tell them I'm the opposite of the party I generally adhere toward. 

I will then vote in that opposite party's primary, and vote for every lame-brain way out there nut case on the ballot. Then, when the primaries are over, the party will see the popularity of these fringe actors and work a party platform closer to the fringe in order to be assured my support (my money). (I am not alone in doing this.) 

The party, being pro-nutcase, will loose the election. 

My evil plan succeeds. 

Bwahahahahaha BWAHAHAHhahahahah BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Mister Burns fingers*