Posted March 11, 2014 01:04 pm - Updated March 11, 2014 01:05 pm

Internets LOL

I am drawing to the end of a long and on-going investigation. It has used several BTUs of energy, and the brain cells I used for I Love Lucy trivia. The investigation, as undertaken by me, a genius, was by reading Internets posts. 

I know, I know, but if that one lady can hang out with gorillas for her research I figured "Why not?"

And as a result of this I know am able to prove thus: Teh Internets exists so people can tell other people what they're doing wrong. 

How else, were it not for this medium, would we be able to determine how wrong social and political policy is, the wrongness of judicial decisions and police actions, the utter wool-headedness of municipal plans and schemes? 

Leave along the all-important ability to express to other posters how wrong they are? 

Nope, we not only  are able to express wrongness, but it turns out at some point everyone is wrong about everything. Therefore: Everything is wrong, especially you. 

You're welcome.