So, quite obviously the all of earth tipped over then Rodman visited North Korea.
This has most apparently caused a disruption in the force to such a degree that even Andy Dick can not out-crazy us out of this one.
Here's what we do: Gift of blankets. The blankets -- this is the good part -- the blankets are infected with Beiber fever. Send 'em all over the place.
Bieber fever reaches epidemic proportions. Obviously, nuclear war breaks out.
Civilization is destroyed.
The few of us who knew about the plan and didn't touch the blankets, we emerge from the sewers, the new rulers of earth.
We reform society, I'm appointed King (or one of y'all, whatever) and we take this from the top, this time with feeling.