I just saw a headline stating that Jersey Shore has been cancelled.
How will I ever find the strengh to go on? If you're looking for me, I'll be the naked, hairy, fat guy in Starbucks crying my eyes out!
Any posts expressing condolences would be appreciated.
There are apparently several spin-offs in the works. Pauly D has a show, and it looks as if Snooki & JWoww have teamed up for another.
Now dry those eyes!
...I just didn't know how I would ever be able to sleep at night without hearing their soothing voices.
Also, I was worried that the intellectual stimulation that they provided to our nation might be lost forever. Akin to losing the works of Shakespeare.
If I choose not to decide, will I still have made a choice?
What is it about US humans like a car wreck you fight your way thur traffic til you get up to and start around an accident. Then the guy in front of you hit his breaks because now that he can take off driving again he doesn't want to because he now wants to slow down and take a look.
The same with these TRAIN WRECK TV shows you can't help but look know matter how revolting you find it.
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Honey Boo Boo instead?
Imagine Snooki as a 5 year old and you'd have Honey Boo Boo.
Perhaps there is hope for humanity.
I feel ya.