Chicken.
In taking a recipe from the racy novel, "50 Shades of Grey," the publication "50 Shades of Chicken" is set to come out in November, just in time for the Christmas shopping season — especially for the creative homemaker, who wishes to give both her cooking and relationship a bold kick.
You see, "50 Shades of Chicken" is a cookbook wrapped in a saucy story.
Here's what the book's website says:
"If 'Fifty Shades of Grey' left you hungry and lusting for more (more, more!), then sink your teeth into this naughty tale of a young, free-range, and very fresh chicken who, like Anastasia Steele, finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man; in this case, a kinky and very ravenous chef.
These fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, will make every dinner a turn-on."
Some of the recipes: "Holy Hell Wings," "Dripping Thighs," "Mustard-Spanked Chicken."
Hungry for more?
We'll have to wait to see if it delivers the spice — or is just a fowl attempt at parody.